|  | The "Glass House's" Big Revelation: Mom and Dad's Friends 
            Sure Are Weird!
 
 September, 
            2001
 
 Here's my version of the "The Glass House" pitch: 
            "Valley parents die in car wreck, leaving the two brats in the 
            care of mom and dad's best friends and former neighbors, The Glass's, 
            who've since moved into a fabulous, and gated, glass house (nudge, 
            nudge) overlooking Malibu. These new guardians, it soon becomes clear, 
            are not like mom and at all. Heck, Mrs. Glass (Diane Lane) doesn't 
            cook (and what's that needle doing in her arm?). And Mr. Glass (Stellan 
            Skarsgard) is letching after sis (LeeLee Sobieski), getting beat up 
            by thugs, and yelling at Mrs. Glass. Meanwhile, younger brother Rhett 
            (Trevor Morgan) is oblivious to the weirdness because of all the Nintendo 
            crap the Glass's bought him. Dastardly hijinks ensue."
 
 As you can see (but please don't), "The Glass House" traffics 
            in predictably decadent Hollywood clichés--the drug-addled 
            mom, those conniving L.A. rich people, and the Ridgemont High meets 
            "Beverly Hills 90210" surf 'n cell phone teen stereotype. 
            Except that the teens in this flick look like 27-year-old B-actors 
            that lied at their cattle calls. Leelee Sobieski actually plays a 
            dissembling cheat, except that she comes off as a precocious, wise-cracking 
            Helen Hunt knockoff, not a Valley girl from Encino.
 
 All this, of course, begs the usual question we've had of Hollywood 
            for the past thirty years: why the HELL was this movie made? Too fulfill 
            some perverse yearly quota of spooky foster parent flicks? Because 
            of a high-priced studio analysis that showed a pressing demand in 
            the "Buffy" demographic for a psychologically astute 16-year-old 
            heroine, who penetrates to the Freudian evil at the heart of mom and 
            dad's beautiful world? Or maybe it's more subtle--an L.A. insider 
            story, where the epicenter of moral turpitude is the San Fernando 
            Valley (home of our nation's porn industry), and the center of moral 
            depravity is those Jag-driving, arugula-loving rich folk along the 
            Pacific Coast Highway. Who knows, and, frankly, who cares.
 
 For a genre like this to work the premise has to be credible. I just 
            never bought that two lifelong friends would suddenly turn on their 
            former neighbors just to satiate their vacuous greed. To give depth 
            to that premise, much more needed to be done to develop Erin Glass's 
            thwarted hankering for love and family, only alluded to just before 
            her morphine-induced suicide.
 
 That said, "The Glass House" does have a few sick and twisted 
            moments, all centered around the always-compelling Stellan Skarsgard 
            ("Good Will Hunting," "Breaking the Waves") as 
            the knavish mastermind behind this unneighborly plot, who relentlessly 
            mines the creepy Dad archetype for all its worth. Unfortunately, director 
            Daniel Sackheim overplays his hand. A little more Hitchcockian subtlety, 
            and less of the ham-fisted loan sharks and the loud telegraphed suspense 
            music, and Mr. Glass's evil would not seem so obvious.
 
 Yet, no matter what fixes the filmmaker applied, "The Glass House" 
            would still be an inappropriate and ineffective escape from the far 
            more fearsome worries of the last few weeks. Once again, just as Hollywood 
            tries desperately to manufacture hysteria, the real world's got it 
            beat.
 
 
 
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